Here I will put in some random stuff. Don't ask.
I'm bored.
I want to read the fourth and fifth Angels Unlimited books.
I want J.K. Rowling to a) write faster and b) continue with the HP series even after the seventh book and c) don't let
Harry die. If he did die, then the books wouldn't BE Harry Potter books anymore. Instead, they'd be called Feathery Phoenix
books.
Operation: d.e.s.t.r.o.y.
Destroy
Evil but not
Sane and not
Terrifying and soon to be
Ruined
Overlord
Yahoo
When you infiltrate the enemy base, always destroy her fuzzy dice. She will go mad with grief and kill herself. Either
that or she'll get new fuzzy dice. If she gets new fuzzy dice, repeat instructions above.
Always carry a cute little Elmo stuffed toy to bribe the Evil Dark Overlord. It's a well-known fact that she practically
worships Sesame Street.
Steal her cell phone. I need a phone anyway. Delete all records inside it, except the stuff that may come in useful.
Steal her PDA. I want one.
Steal her CDs. She has good ones. I want to listen to them. Hide them.
Remember, you are a Heroine. Keep in mind that you are not 'stealing'. You are merely 'borrowing and accidentally-on-purpose
forgetting to return'.
It's better to be captured and escape than to escape and be captured.
The best way of escape is not through the ventilation ducts, as widely believed. She has all of them monitored, and anyway,
they're too small to crawl through. No, the best way of escape is to spend five years beforehand slowly becoming an Animagus
of a raven. The Evil Dark Overlord loves ravens and would never harm one.
Okay, this has nothing to do with the Evil Dark Overlord and the Angelic Light Underpeasant/Heroine but...
I am 45% British, just like Catherine Zeta-Jones! - A true English rose, but you know where the money is.
