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Hi, this is webbigirl. Welcome to my site! It's based somewhat on my friend webbiewoman's. She's the Evil Dark Overlord, and I'm the, er, Angelic Light Underpeasant? Nah, I'm the Heroine. It sounds so much better. Now, my job as a Angelic Light Underpeasant, erm, Heroine, is to defeat the Evil Dark Overlord. I've listed some ways to defeat her here so I can just open up my iBook (I wish) and come here if I'm stuck and out of ideas to utterly destroy the Evil Dark Overlord's fuzzy dice or whatever. Maybe her favourite Sesame Street stuffed toy.

Now, here are some rules you must follow while on this site:
 
  1. Visitors must not touch the Heroine's favourite flat blue hippopotamus stuffed toy named Flatso.
  2. Visitors must not touch the Heroine's books.
  3. Visitors must not read the Heroine's diary lying wide open on her desk.
  4. Visitors must not enter the page which holds the Heroine's top secret classified information.
  5. The bus leaves every half hour. Last bus leaves at seven. People remaining behind will be fined and forced to endure the stupid ramblings of the person who is suspected to have a crush on the Evil Dark Overlord...and the person's friend, who is also suspected to have a crush on the Evil Dark Overlord.
  6. The Heroine has been conned into giving permission to the Evil Dark Overlord to visit this site, excluding the page which holds the Heroine's top secret classified information. Any person who fails to injure the Evil Dark Overlord if they see her shall be forced to endure the insane rambling of the person who is suspected to have a crush on the Evil Dark Overlord and his friend, who is also suspected to have a crush on the Evil Dark Overlord.
  7. Visitors must not leave the site.
  8. Visitors may go to another site in the same browser, but they must not close the browser while viewing the Heroine's site.
  9. Failure to follow the guidelines is an infraction. The offender will be given a punishment, which will be decided by the Heroine while she is eating a banana split while watching Danny Phantom on Nickelodeon (shame it's only on weekends).
  10. Severe penalties will be imposed if visitors fail to follow these rules.

People shouting at the world over megaphones; Size=240 pixels wide

What's New?

In this space I may record a small entry whenever I edit this site.
 
Thursday Nov. 27, 2003 - Created site.
 
Friday Nov. 28, 2003 - Had a bad day. In a bad mood. Don't irritate me. Edited site. Added some more stuff (random empty space).
 
Thursday Apr. 21, 2005 - Actually it was yesterday, but whatever. Fixed 'Random Empty Space' and added 'My Hate/Fanlistings'.

And most importantly, the Golden Rule:
 
DON'T ASK.